{"product_id":"insidious-sling-messenger-black-wax-canvas","title":"Insidious Sling \/ Black TexWax™ Canvas","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFIT: 14\" Macbook Pro and smaller, iPad, Camera, and other tech fitting below dimensions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePADDED TECH POCKET SECTION: (Closest to Body): Pocket Height 8\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e x \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e16\" Wide\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/2021-Black-Wax-Insidious-Computer-Pocket_480x480.jpg?v=1624898761\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDIMENSIONS: 16\" wide x 9\" tall x 5\" deep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMATERIAL: Water-Resistant 14 oz. TexWax™ Original Wax Canvas exterior + 1,000 Denier Water-Resistant Silver CORDURA® Lining interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZIPPERS: 3 Easy to access YKK Water-Resistant VISLON® AquaGuard® Zippers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSTRAP: (Part of our new 'Tether System') Closed-Cell Foam Padded Removable, Reversible for 'Righties' + 'Lefties' $30 imported 2\" AustriAlpin™ COBRA® Quick-Release Buckle capable of holding 1,000 lbs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 COMPARTMENTS: Pockets, pen \/ tool holders, dimensional pockets, MIL-SPEC Rifle Gun Clip for keys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD RING ON BACK: For attaching optional Stabilizer Strap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWEIGHT: 2.5 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLITRES: 10.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePROUDLY MADE IN THE USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.carryology.com\/liking\/industry\/best-new-gear-august-2019\/?mc_cid=6753c24072\u0026amp;mc_eid=eb7105b89c\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/CARRYOLOGY_BEST_NEW_GEAR_2019_grande.jpg?v=1567699804\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGuess what? If you're in North America and want this bag shipped in 2 Days you can now on Amazon! Click the logo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebelow if that's the case. Otherwise, read on and we'll ship your gear just as soon as we can!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/stores\/DEFYBAGS\/DEFYBAGS\/page\/32319CBC-7B43-4B99-9B08-D5CDA4FB5084\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/amazon_prime_for_bucktown_large_ff3ca1f8-b28f-458a-98bf-0df01124cdf2_600x600.jpg?v=1571776007\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/WARNING_cf770c6f-d2e9-48fd-b34e-df3dd4152eaf_grande.jpg?v=1563838696\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHey, it’s me. I’m that nagging song infesting your idle mind. First, causing you to start humming. Then tapping along. Before you know it you’re singing at the top of your lungs til your neighbors pound the walls. I burrow inside you, invade your consciousness and, before long, become a part of you. I’m caffeine coursing through your system early in the morning, at noon, and after dinner. I’m that feeling you feel on vacation, never wanting it to end. Allow me to introduce myself...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI’m Insidious. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI grip your back like a glove. I’m swung and slung in front of you when needed. Grabbed by the handle and tossed in the passenger seat \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewith the quickness. \u003c\/span\u003eUnbuckled like a stealthy Ninja. I love lefties and righties alike. I have more pockets than a denim store and rock my metal hardware whilst flying a finger to the incessant, overuse of cheap, flimsy, sure to break plastic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI'm Insidious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSure, the world may need to tidily lump me in a narrow category labeling me just a ‘Sling Bag.’ I don’t care. I know what I am. I’m more. Much more. I’m utility and rugged Made in USA Badassery construction all rolled into one. I’m tactical and minimal all at the same time. I’m proudly made by a rag tag team of misfits and miscreants in Chicago who are insanely obsessed with bags. But I digress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI. Am. Insidious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI easily go from being the quintessential ‘Daddy Diaper’ bag to cycling or moto sidekick to festival bro. I’m perfect at 36,000 feet as a carry-on and can spelunk with the best of em. Buy me. Try me. I don’t think you’ll deny me. I’m with you. I’m here for you. I\u003c\/span\u003e'm insidiously yours to do with me what you will. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$30 imported 2\" AustriAlpin™ COBRA® Quick-Release Buckle \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/buckle2_large.gif?v=1529604975\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOptional Stabilizer Strap Add-On\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/stablizer_straps-1_large.jpg?v=1563823983\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/stablizer_straps-2_large.jpg?v=1563824001\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWater-Resistant 14 oz. TexWax™ Original Wax Canvas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/Water_Test-Wax_Canvas_large.gif?v=1540576220\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/files\/Tag_s-material-comparison3_600x600.jpg?v=1595211175\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Defy Bags","offers":[{"title":"Black TexWax™ Canvas","offer_id":39587135094870,"sku":"B2404WAX-BLK","price":278.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/5872\/products\/Insidious_Wax_8_77f717a7-e83d-4bba-931d-c2c9a6636b8f.jpg?v=1623944043","url":"https:\/\/defybags.mom\/products\/insidious-sling-messenger-black-wax-canvas","provider":"DEFY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}